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In Case of Emergency: How to Prepare for Your Child’s Big Injury
While absolutely terrifying to think about, you can prepare yourself and go into an accident with some knowledge that will make the process go a little more smoothly. Be it stitches, a broken bone, or a knock to the head, follow these four tips to help ease your mom-heart during a time of crisis.
When Moms Attack: The (Questionable) Science Behind Why We Snap
Moms are a tough breed, but our brains begin to tweak just a bit when we encounter a little too much of any one aforementioned item. Finally, an outside irritant, typically an unsuspecting person, pulls the pin from our grenade. Kerosene is thrown on the fire. The bull is freed from the pen. The victim has taken as much as she can possibly handle, and she lashes out. MGB varies from mom to mom, as all women are gloriously different. Some merely cry; some scream profanities in their car; all reactions are relatively terrifying for those in close proximity to the victim.
Balance vs. Control: It’s Tricky!
My child did NOT throw up at Chick-Fil-A today. I took a real shower with water and soap and everything. I finished a movie WITHOUT falling asleep. These are the small victories I have...
Sorry, Not Sorry: You Can’t Make Me Miss the Baby Years
I was five months pregnant, had locked myself in the bathroom, and was sobbing uncontrollably. My husband was beginning to understand the crazy nature of his pregnant wife and knew better than to come...
Motel? More Like NO-tel: Five Hacks for Surviving a Gross Motel Room
Congratulations! You have just booked a trip with your family! Your little brood is off on an adventure and ready to see the world! Whether you plan to take to the skies as your...
Tales from the Halloween Grinch: A Mom Who Can’t Even Halloween
Each year, it seems like stores everywhere unveil their Halloween displays earlier and earlier. Up go Costco's princess and superhero costumes in August. Down the aisles of Target are rows of overpriced, fun-sized candies in...
Having the (Other) Talk: Grieving the Loss of the Family Pet
My husband came home a complete mess; "The vet says he has four weeks left to live." This was not the news I was expecting to hear about our 11-year-old black Labrador. We scheduled an appointment...